When you say "Pare!"

I took the bus kanina, when 2 guys sat beside me, yuppies.

Yung isang maliit, ang ingay. At lahat ng sentence niya, nagsisimula sa "pare".

"Pare, tangena yung init kanina. Mas malamig pa sa labas nung kwarto. Pare, para naman akong pinanganak na hindi nasanay sa lamig o, grabe yung init, pare!"

And the worst part was, he was totally checking me out. Bakla ampota!

I was already giving him the grin. Tapos nagsimula siyang magkwento tungkol sa bahay nila. Everybody else inside the bus were looking at us, i tried to sleep, baka mapagkamalan pa akong kasama nung dalawang mag-PARE.

Buti na lang, umalis yung pasahero sa upuan sa harap ko, at lumipat yung dalawang mag kumPARE.

"Pare, gusto mo ba ng malamig na aircon pare? Itututok ko sa iyo to ha, pare?"

And I wasn't even trying to exaggerate the number of times he used the word Pare.

KADIRI ka pare! Stop talking about Beyonce and Charice Pempenco next time before you use the word PARE again. Nasira ang buong biyahe ko pauwi! Good thing I was really tired, I slept right through one half his conversation.

BV randoms